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Topic: Yo Mama Jokes

berry4444 Gender: F Posts: 14	RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<10/25/2009 9:36:46 AM>> Yo mama is so greasy she sweats Crisco.

berry4444 Gender: F Posts: 14	RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<10/25/2009 9:40:53 AM>> Yo mama is so lazy she thinks a two- income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

WeNeedMadness Gender: M Posts: 1	RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<10/25/2009 12:28:41 PM>> Yo momma so poor i threw a rock at a trash can she said whos knockin?

berry4444 Gender: F Posts: 14	RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<10/25/2009 2:03:14 PM>> Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger.

berry4444 Gender: F Posts: 14	RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<10/25/2009 2:13:04 PM>> Yo mama is so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

berry4444 Gender: F Posts: 14	RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<10/25/2009 2:22:22 PM>> Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

berry4444 Gender: F Posts: 14	RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<11/2/2009 4:48:31 PM>> Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice

xenotome41
Gender: M
Posts: 29

RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<11/4/2009 1:55:27 PM>>

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Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice

yo mamma so fat she gotta play pool with the planets

xenotome41 Gender: M Posts: 29	RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<11/4/2009 1:56:08 PM>> yo mamma so fat she got hit by a bus and said "who throwing rocks?"

xenotome41 Gender: M Posts: 29	RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<11/4/2009 1:58:33 PM>> yo mamma so dumb everytime the computer goes "you got mail"...she runs and checks the mailbox

Hood Girl
Gender: F
Posts: 17

RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<11/11/2009 4:09:58 PM>>

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yo mamma so dumb everytime the computer goes "you got mail"...she runs and checks the mailbox

HAHAHAHAHAH I TOLD MY PARENTS THEY CRAKED UP

GOOD ONE

xenotome41
Gender: M
Posts: 29

RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<11/12/2009 11:11:20 AM>>

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HAHAHAHAHAH I TOLD MY PARENTS THEY CRAKED UP

GOOD ONE

i'll come up with some more

Hood Girl
Gender: F
Posts: 17

RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<11/13/2009 2:44:15 PM>>

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i'll come up with some more

ok good dont repy

xenotome41 Gender: M Posts: 29	RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<11/4/2009 2:00:59 PM>> yo mamma so ugly wheshe looked out the window she got arrested for mooning

xenotome41 Gender: M Posts: 29	RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<11/4/2009 2:02:16 PM>> yo mamma so stupid that she got overexcited when she finshed a puzzle in 2 weeks, cuz the box says "2-4 years"

xenotome41 Gender: M Posts: 29	RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<11/4/2009 2:04:04 PM>> yo mamma head so big when she stood next to the tv we got free paper view

Hood Girl
Gender: F
Posts: 17

RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<11/11/2009 4:11:05 PM>>

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yo mamma head so big when she stood next to the tv we got free paper view

i dont get the free paper view

xenotome41
Gender: M
Posts: 29

RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<11/12/2009 11:10:21 AM>>

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i dont get the free paper view

its an older joke, back in the early 90's when cable first camme out, paper view was still on antenna connections even if you had cable, idk, all my jokes have a basic logic behind them so you have to think about it for a min before it could be funny to you

Hood Girl
Gender: F
Posts: 17

RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<11/13/2009 2:45:36 PM>>

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its an older joke, back in the early 90's when cable first camme out, paper view was still on antenna connections even if you had cable, idk, all my jokes have a basic logic behind them so you have to think about it for a min before it could be funny to you

YA I GUESS

Awesomness Gender: M Posts: 12	RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<11/4/2009 7:22:39 PM>> Your mama look so bad, your your mama jokes make her look good.

xenotome41 Gender: M Posts: 29	RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<11/5/2009 10:14:23 AM>> yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car

xenotome41 Gender: M Posts: 29	RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<11/5/2009 10:15:12 AM>> yo mamma so stupid she thinks "photosynthesis" requires a digital camera

Awesomness Gender: M Posts: 12	RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<11/5/2009 6:14:27 PM>> Your mama so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone slated

Awesomness Gender: M Posts: 12	RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<11/5/2009 6:15:28 PM>> Your mama so ugly, she made an oinion cry.

Awesomness Gender: M Posts: 12	RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<11/5/2009 6:18:23 PM>> Your mama so fat, when she went out on the beach the wales started singin, "we are family, even though your fatter than me.