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Topic: Yo Mama Jokes
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 bladdermouth
Gender: M Posts: 25
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OK ppl, goo crazy, just nthin stupid, k? | |
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 opo78
Gender: M Posts: 55
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<9/25/2009 3:00:41 PM>>
Yo mamma so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to MAKE UP her mind | |
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 bladdermouth
Gender: M Posts: 25
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<9/26/2009 7:08:49 AM>>
Yo mamma is so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean | |
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 lilmizzdiva
Gender: F Posts: 3
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<11/5/2009 5:31:57 PM>>
Quote: Yo mamma is so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean | yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in the cordless phone | |
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 opo78
Gender: M Posts: 55
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<9/26/2009 10:29:04 AM>>
Yo mamma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money | |
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 TheCorn
Gender: M Posts: 4
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<10/13/2009 3:20:12 PM>>
Yo Mama is so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too! | |
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 ArcadeResort.com
Gender: M Posts: 15
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<10/14/2009 7:04:22 PM>>
Yo mama so fat when she fell in love she broke it. | |
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 hotgirl3
Gender: F Posts: 151
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<10/15/2009 3:40:06 PM>>
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
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 Hood Girl
Gender: F Posts: 17
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<11/11/2009 4:07:42 PM>>
Quote: Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
| NOW THATS FUNNY | |
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 hotgirl3
Gender: F Posts: 151
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<11/12/2009 5:10:51 PM>>
lol | |
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 bladdermouth
Gender: M Posts: 25
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<10/15/2009 6:01:01 PM>>
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry. | |
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 Funnyman019
Gender: Posts: 11
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<10/15/2009 6:19:46 PM>>
Quote: Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry. | you mama so bald that when she takes a shower she get brainwashed | |
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 bladdermouth
Gender: M Posts: 25
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<10/15/2009 6:03:41 PM>>
Yo mama's so fat that when she sees a school bus she yells, "Stop that Twinkie!"
i get these jokes at http://www.jokes.com/stand-up-search/jokes/tag/Yo'+Mama | |
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 londonchick13
Gender: F Posts: 15
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<10/15/2009 11:17:46 PM>>
yo mama so fat wenshe gooutsidethe porch starts to say help me she to fat she will fall through | |
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 TheCorn
Gender: M Posts: 4
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<10/16/2009 3:30:15 PM>>
Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!" | |
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 londonchick13
Gender: F Posts: 15
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<10/16/2009 4:32:47 PM>>
YO MAMA SO FAT WEN SHE GET IN A POOL THA WATER COME OUT | |
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 ultimate
Gender: M Posts: 10
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<11/12/2009 7:06:10 PM>>
Quote: YO MAMA SO FAT WEN SHE GET IN A POOL THA WATER COME OUT | yo mamma so stupid she aspirin on her ass | |
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 Master of Japan 2
Gender: M Posts: 116
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<11/7/2009 10:07:15 AM>>
Quote: YO MAMA SO FAT WEN SHE GET IN A POOL THA WATER COME OUT | hi | |
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 bladdermouth
Gender: M Posts: 25
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<10/16/2009 5:24:49 PM>>
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she told you that Yo' Mama be stupid.
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day! Yo Mama is so ugly when she was kidnapped her mother sent the kidnappers a thank you card!
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 londonchick13
Gender: F Posts: 15
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<10/16/2009 10:13:00 PM>>
YO MAMA SO UGLY WEN SHE GO OUTSIDE THA POLICE ARREST HER | |
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 ultimate
Gender: M Posts: 10
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<11/12/2009 7:07:37 PM>>
Quote: YO MAMA SO UGLY WEN SHE GO OUTSIDE THA POLICE ARREST HER | yo mamma so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued | |
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 Hood Girl
Gender: F Posts: 17
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<11/10/2009 6:48:23 PM>>
Quote: YO MAMA SO UGLY WEN SHE GO OUTSIDE THA POLICE ARREST HER | thats the first funny joke from u GOOD | |
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 Cossack101
Gender: M Posts: 397
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<10/16/2009 10:51:09 PM>>
Quote: YO MAMA SO UGLY WEN SHE GO OUTSIDE THA POLICE ARREST HER | u and yo mamma so fat when u 2 went 2 c a movie u sat next to everybody
pwned | |
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 Cossack101
Gender: M Posts: 397
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<10/16/2009 10:52:13 PM>>
YO MAMMA SO FAT NASA IS ORBITING AROUND HER!!! | |
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 Hunterking100
Gender: M Posts: 292
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<10/17/2009 1:54:41 PM>>
Quote: YO MAMMA SO FAT NASA IS ORBITING AROUND HER!!! | u got that wrong
it's
YO MAMA SO FAT THAT NASA HAS A SATELLITE ORBITING AROUND HER | |
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 Hunterking100
Gender: M Posts: 292
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<10/17/2009 1:55:08 PM>>
yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl | |
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 bladdermouth
Gender: M Posts: 25
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<10/17/2009 2:39:31 PM>>
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record
by cats.
Yo Mama's so stupid she stole a free sample.
Yo Mama's so stupid she failed a survey.
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 Cossack101
Gender: M Posts: 397
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<10/17/2009 2:55:01 PM>>
Quote: Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record
by cats.
Yo Mama's so stupid she stole a free sample.
Yo Mama's so stupid she failed a survey.
| yo mama so ugly dracula was scared of her
yo mama so ugly frankestein didnt even want to marry her
yo mama so ugly when u were born u thought the nurse was ur mom | |
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 berry4444
Gender: F Posts: 14
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<10/18/2009 7:47:18 AM>>
yo mama is so fat that when she breastfeed , kool-aid comes out | |
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 berry4444
Gender: F Posts: 14
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<10/18/2009 7:54:44 AM>>
yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles. | |
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 Hood Girl
Gender: F Posts: 17
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<11/10/2009 6:51:43 PM>>
Quote: yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles. | thats a old joke | |
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 TheCorn
Gender: M Posts: 4
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<10/19/2009 5:41:04 PM>>
Yo mama is so fat, that she had to go to Sea World just to get baptized!
Yo mama is so fat that she got to iron her pants in the driveway!
Yo mama is so fat that she puts lipstick on with a paint roller!
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 berry4444
Gender: F Posts: 14
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<10/20/2009 7:58:28 PM>>
Yo mama is so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. | |
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 berry4444
Gender: F Posts: 14
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<10/24/2009 11:47:38 PM>>
yo mama is so dark wen she went to the movies they thought she was the seat | |
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 ultimate
Gender: M Posts: 10
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<11/12/2009 7:09:59 PM>>
Quote: yo mama is so dark wen she went to the movies they thought she was the seat | yo mamma so dark when she stepped out the car it said oil leak | |
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 berry4444
Gender: F Posts: 14
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<10/24/2009 11:56:39 PM>>
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund. | |
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 Sakura101
Gender: Posts: 3
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<10/25/2009 1:31:19 AM>>
yo mama so stupid she put 2 quaters between her teeth and called herself 50 cent | |
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 Sakura101
Gender: Posts: 3
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<10/25/2009 1:34:43 AM>>
yo mama so fat when she jumped she got stuck in the air | |
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 Sakura101
Gender: Posts: 3
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<10/25/2009 1:36:22 AM>>
yo mama so poor i steped on a skate bored and she "please get off the family vehicle" | |
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 Hood Girl
Gender: F Posts: 17
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RE: Yo Mama Jokes on: <<11/11/2009 4:08:56 PM>>
Quote: yo mama so poor i steped on a skate bored and she "please get off the family vehicle" | FUNNY CRAKED ME UP[/SI | |
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